Exclusively move crunchy cookie snacks with your mind

Biscuit Telekinesis

Phenomenal power ... but only when it's funny

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Magnitude not guaranteed, but at least enough for a compact car

Learn to think like an evil genius about the most creative ways to get the most out of your superpowers.

Just like it says. No frills necessary.

Move things around without getting off the couch

No thrill like taking away another sentient being's free will